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#49 MC THE SHIT OUT OF AN EVENT

“Well I have a microphone, and you don’t, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY.” -Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer Who says you have to write every week to have a weekly blog? God? Miss … Continue reading

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#50 YOU GOTTA ILLUSTRATE YER NEUROSIS, MAN

“I just don’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.” –Woody Allen (paraphrasing Groucho Marx, who may or may not have been paraphrasing Freud) (Preamble/Prologue/Sidenote: I realize that this post is like, … Continue reading

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#51 WHAT, ME VEGAN?

“She’s the kind of vegan that just drinks until she’s not hungry anymore.” -Randy, Friday night at the CC One day when I was in high school some poetic soul handed me a few brochures about animal cruelty and, having … Continue reading

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#52 START A BLOG

A blog entry about starting a blog. You totally saw this coming, didn’t you? God, you’re smart. And pretty. And funny. Wanna date? If your idea of a hot date is reading all the way through this thing, occasionally commenting, … Continue reading

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